Tuesday, December 10, 2013

On One Condition


Steve and Marlena had been friends since they were in pre-school and Steve was the only person outside of Marlena's family that knew she was a witch. Her whole family had varying levels of power with Marlena falling in the lower range. This got the duo in to all kinds of wacky adventures as teenagers, especially with Marlena's favorite spell. She learned early on that on occasion it was good to be in two places at one time and since she couldn't master the spell to split herself in to two people she did the next best thing, she would turn Steve in to a copy of herself. When Marlena failed her first driving exam, Steve was behind the wheel for the second try. When she needed to skip soccer practice to go to coven meetings, Steve was sweating and showering with her teammates. When Her Dad made her go with her dorky cousin to his Prom instead of going to the N'Sync concert, it was Steve wearing the gown and corsage. Steve didn't mind, he even admitted that getting access to Marlena's body now and then was a whole lot of fun. Marlena knew this was the trade off for having an emergency twin. It had been many years since Marlena had required Steve's service but now she needed him once again. "So you need me to be you for a whole week on a trip with your boyfriend?" Marlena put on her pleading face, "Yeah, I told Todd that I wouldn't miss any more important things because of work and the wedding of his best friend is in that category. My firm told me today that I need to be at a conference in Boston the same week and since the wedding is in California..." Steve kept playing Call of Duty but his mind was churning. He was a freelance writer and trust fund kid so he never needed to be anywhere at any time he didn't want to be, "Well if I do this you are going to have to modify the spell. I doubt Todd is going to go a week in sunny California and not want some nookie." Marlena's face went sour, "First of all, please never say the word nookie ever again. Second, you want to have sex with Todd?" Marlena had told Steve that he could explore himself as her all he wants but could not have sex as her or she would turn him in to a dog for a month. Todd was satisfied with that arrangement but now saw a chance to enjoy the forbidden. "Well I wont lie, I am curious after all these years to see what it would be like as a woman, and I promise to only sleep with Todd. Plus you know I am right, he's not going to buy me not 'being in the mood' for a whole week." Marlena knew that Steve was right, she didn't like the idea of Todd being with any one else even if that person looked like her. She also knew that she had created her own monster, of course Steve was curious. Who wouldn't be if he found himself a member of the opposite sex, "Ok. It's a deal. I'll build in a birth control spell as well, wouldn't want you having my first child."


From the night before their flight to Los Angeles to just now during the wedding reception Todd was overwhelmed by Marlena's sexual appetite. They had even joined the Mile High Club. Twice. They had a pretty healthy sex life but it was like Marlena's libido was in over drive.She explained that it was her new birth control and that it would probably normalize in a week and that she wanted to make the most of her vacation. She advised Todd to just enjoy the ride and eat lots of bananas. Right after Todd had finished his best man toast and was back at their table Todd found Marlena's hand massaging his leg, "That was a hell of a speech, it deserves a special reward. I think it's out in the rental car." Thirty minutes later they were hustling back in to the hall, Todd tucking in his shirt and Marlena putting herself back together. Todd looked over his shoulder, "Marlena, hurry up and pull your panties back on, people are going to start wondering where we've been!" Marlena smiled at her temporary boyfriend, "Oh I think people have a pretty good idea where we've been hot shot." Todd thought it was weird that Marlena was using the name Steve used to taunt him with when they would play COD together but brushed it off, right now he was just grateful that he had such a great girlfriend.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Witness Relocation: The Best of a Bad Situation


Naomi Washington was getting ready for a day at the beach when she stopped to look out of her dorm room  window at her fellow students at Alson University hustling to class, playing frisbee and the obligatory fool playing acoustic guitar for a gaggle of female freshmen. "The more things change, the more they stay the same." Naomi was enjoying her second time through College much more than she had her first. Her first time she was a he, Charles Winchester the Sixth. As the head of Neurosurgery at Columbia University he had discovered a conspiracy of illegal organ harvesting and sales. He received death threats but drawing courage from the example of his Grandfather, who was a surgeon in the Korean War, Charles presented his evidence to the authorities and became the star witness in a massive federal prosecution. Being a man in his sixties, a divorcee and with all of his children grown he was a perfect candidate for the witness relocation program but he scoffed at uprooting his life. It wasn't until his car exploded in the parking lot of  his country club while he was eating with his oldest son and his family did he understand how serious his pursuers were. Having more resources than the average witness Charles was offered an opportunity by one of his closest friends to disappear completely. Doctor Theresa Mendelsohn was an experimental Geneticist who had developed a way to completely reconstruct DNA. Charles would be making medical history. With co operation from the Marshals service Charles' death was faked in another car bombing and Naomi Washington was born. Charles knew that they had to make him physically as different as possible from his original form and knew that he would end up young and African American but becoming female was a completely unexpected side affect. He was angry at first but eventually he came to terms with the fact that he was the very first person to undergo this kind of transformation He was just glad he didn't have three legs. Naomi was a junior pre med, honor roll and Dean's list of course, but with out the pressure of living up to the Winchester legacy Naomi also joined social clubs and went to parties. She enjoyed playing Quidditch and hanging out with her room mates and eating terrible pizza while drinking cheap beer. She even began to date, a fine young man who was very handsome and sweet and who would more than likely be Naomi's first sexual encounter as a woman. Naomi would sometimes think of her old life, she would get updates from her handler at the Marshal's service on her children and grand children, they were safe now because Charles was dead. It was hard not being in their life but deep down Naomi was a Winchester, and Winchester's always persevered. 

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

BodySwapMeet.Com: Mother's Little Helper


"Kevin, You can't wear that bra with that dress! and You shouldn't be wearing that dress anyway, it's last season's look!!" Kevin shook his head in exasperation, "Karen, I asked you for help an hour ago but you were to busy screwing around with candy crush to help me even after I helped you pick out clothes for my body to wear to this stupid party tonight. Mom took us down to Bodyswapmeet.com so that we could understand each other better and help each other more. She is totally willing to leave us this way past the weekend if she doesn't think we have made any progress so unless you want to be me for the rest of the semester stop being so selfish!" Karen huffed, her twin brother had never spoken to her that way before, normally he was content to bury his nose in a book and lock himself in his room with his science and math junk. "Jeez, you don't have to be so bitchy about it," emphasizing the word 'bitchy', "You got the best of this deal anyway, you went from world class dork to the most popular person in school in the matter of minutes!" Kevin wheeled on his sister, almost loosing his balance in his heels, "Oh right I should be looking at the bright side of being in my sister's body! Do you know how hard it is to shave your legs or put on clothes when you are trying not to look at your body. I swear I don't know how Mom thought this wouldn't be traumatizing." Karen leaned against the counter, "Well maybe Mom wants you to see what it's like to have a geeky embarrassing brother." She said it quietly, almost as though she wished she hadn't said it out loud. Kevin slumped down on to the toilet seat lid, "I see. I am the problem. It has nothing to do with your obsession with appearance and that you can't just accept your own brother for who he is. I support you when you do cheer-leading and volleyball even though I think sports are dumb. I am in the stands rooting for you because you are my sister. When my friends call you an air headed bimbo I stick up for you, but when your friends call me a dork and a loser, you just laugh right along and treat me like I am some kind of curse! Well my dear sister, you are going to find out that it is a lot harder to make friends as a dorky guy than it is as the Queen of the popular kids. I am going to treat you just like you treat me. Now if you will excuse me I need to find something else to wear!" With that Kevin ran out of the bathroom and slammed the door to his room behind him. A second later he exited his room and went in to Karen's, slamming that door as well. Karen was not used to being shouted at, especially by someone wearing her face. Kevin's words stung, she had never really thought about how her actions affected him or really anyone, maybe she had been selfish. She turned to see her brother in the mirror, she had picked out his best shirt and jeans. She had done his hair right. Kevin had never looked better. Karen decided that no she wasn't wrong, that it was easy to be popular and that she could be the center of attention no matter what body she was in.


Karen stood off to the side in what was easily the worst night of her life, as she watched her brother dance in her body wearing her new black dress. As soon as she walked through the door she met with the scorn that Kevin received every day. The first person she saw was her best friend Debbie. "Hi Debbie, how's it going?" Debbie looked at "Kevin" with disdain, "What are you doing here dork?" from behind her she heard her "sister", "Hey Debs, my mom made me bring the loser with me. Hopefully he won't embarrass me to much tonight. Come on lets go talk about clothes and make up!" Karen's night got worse from there, every time she tried to talk to some one she was scoffed at as a "nerd" or "dork". The confidence she had started with had now turned to dread. Karen put her last hopes in showing Kevin up when she tried to chat up Lori Chan, who she knew Kevin had a crush on despite her clear dislike of him. Lori was giving Karen the brush off when a bump from behind sent her punch glass all over Lori's white dress. Everyone was laughing at "Kevin" as Lori shouted at him. Kevin couldn't stand to watch his sister be humiliated despite how much he was enjoying it. "Karen" the Queen Bee stuck up for her brother for the first time, putting a stop to Lori's shower of profanity, "Give the dork a brake Lori, it's his first time out interacting with normal human beings and not those freaks he calls friends. Besides he did you a favor, that dress is SO last season." Every one was now laughing at Lori giving Karen a chance to slink away from the scene. Karen was shocked at how easy Kevin had shot off that zinger. It was something she would have said, if she had ever bothered to stick up for her brother. Karen had a lot of thinking to do and apologies to give to Kevin once they got home. Once she got her body back she would make sure that she would start being a much better sister. Kevin on the other hand was thinking less about reconciliation and more about how to convince his mother to extend his stay in his sister's body, to make sure she had learned her lesson of course.