Little White Lie

Alex sat in the back of his car watching the chaos that was developing. Next to him sat his body now inhabited by the mind of Crystal, the stripper who was giving him his first lap dance in years. Crystal was crying, it was a bit unnerving to hear himself sob like that and even more unnerving to now have huge breasts and a vagina. For a second he tried to tell himself that this couldn't possibly be happening, that he must be having some kind of psychotic break. Alex knew that this wasn't the case though, that the world around him really had been turned upside down. He had been on a bit of a dating drought and decided that dropping a hundred bucks to have some boobies rubbed in his face for a half hour was an acceptable use of his weekly entertainment budget. Crystal had that look Alex loved so much, a sexy body with an innocent face. The dance had just begun when suddenly Alex found himself blacking out. The last thing he was aware of was Crystal's body slumping on top of him as she also lost consciousness. When Alex came to he found that he was now facing down on top of some one. A heavy mass was on his head and hanging down in to his face and he had to use his hand to push it back. He was shocked to find that the mass was long curly hair attached to his head but the hair was the least of his concerns as he looked down and saw his own face! Alex saw his eyes open and a look of terror and confusion quickly took hold of his face, "Holy shit you look like me!" was the first thing Crystal said in Alex's body. For a second they both were frozen by shock, but that was quickly broken up by the screaming coming from the rest of the club. It would appear that they were not the only victims. Shouts of "Give me back my body bitch!" and "Get the fuck off me" filled the air. suddenly the unmistakable sound of a gun being fired drowned out the shouts and led to more screams. Alex jumped up and wobbled a bit in his heels and new center of gravity. Spotting an emergency exit he dragged Crystal to her feet, "come on we need to get out of here!" Crystal willingly followed her body out in to the parking lot, much like Alex she was afraid to let it get out of her sight or have it damaged. Once in the parking lot Alex could see that the swapping was not contained to the club as the street was littered with crashed cars and people flipping out. Alex led Crystal to his car, he was tempted to kick off the heels but since he was already wearing so little he figured he should at least have some kind of foot wear on. Reaching in to his former pocket he pulled out his car keys hit the unlock button and allowed Crystal to climb in to the back seat and followed her in. The roads were going to be dangerous for a while and Alex had already decided that they were going to need to wait a while before they could make a move."Crystal, do you think you could lend me the shirt you are wearing, you have a t shirt on under it, I am feeling a bit... exposed." Crystal composed herself a bit and began to unbutton the shirt. "What the hell is going on? Why is this happening?" Alex took the shirt and began to put it on, trying to ignore the way it felt so different on Crystal's soft skin and firm breasts. "I don't know, but I am glad I came here tonight instead of volunteering at the old folks home."   Crystal wiped her eyes and laughed, "Do you think they can fix us?" Alex was about to respond with uncertainty. That who ever "they" were, it would be a miracle if they had a solution to this kind of incredible phenomena. The sad hopeful expression he saw on his face gave him pause. He was at least fifteen years older than Crystal and a lot less attractive. She had lost her beauty and youth in the span of minutes. Alex couldn't take away her hope too, "Yeah. Yeah I am sure they will figure it out. Sooner or later everything is going to be just fine."